Overheard in Sandbox Island during a attack of self-replicating graygoo ahhboxes:
"This is Madness!"
"Madness? THIS IS AGNIIII!"
Overheard on Live Help:
"One of these days, the world will calm down enough that Linden Labs can get in a good thank-you dinner."
"I can see the tagline on the invite now. 'Tonight, we dine with Elle!'"
Signboard rezzed on a passerby during a particularly laggy day with very high concurrency:
"Phillip Linden's 30,000 - Prepare for lag"