Come As A Duck...

This song was originally written on Twitlonger, as I lamented the absence of unusual dress codes for Second Life events. I mean, why can't we have events where we dressed up as, say, a duck?

A Song for Duck Dress Code
(as sung to Nirvana's Come As You Are)

Come, As a duck, with a quack
Where we hold this soiree
As A Grey, As a Puna, As a Salvadori
At this sim, at this time, at this date, please RSVP
Have some fun, as a friend, make some good memories

*storm of duck calls*

Come, dressed in prims, full of scripts, like an AO and things
Join the trend, bring a friend, make some good memories (quack)

Chorus:

And I swear I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun (x2)

=more guitar, accompanied by lots of panicked quacking and shotgun firing sounds=

Chorus:
And I swear I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun (x3)

=more guitar, accompanied by lots of panicked quacking and shotgun firing sounds=


(turns it around, looks it over. Maybe there's another reason why this doesn't work -@patchouliW)