It's certainly been shaping up to be a most interesting Christmas in Second Life. When you've done stuffing yourself full of Christmas meats, popped open the box on your grandma's eighth gift of woolen green socks (Why granny, you shouldn't have! xD), and roasted Chet's scrotum on an open fire, consider this:
Please put a penny in the poor man's hat.
Merry Christmas, everybody!