Post #8: Less of that, more of this!

In honor of Tateru's post begging for less penis in Second Life:

http://dwellonit.blogspot.com/2007/01/give-me-less-of-this.html

I'd like to give you some ideas for gooing up Second Life that are more creative:

1. Self-replicating teddy bears
2. Self-replicating Abuse Reports
3. Self-replicating hypercubes
4. Self-replicating Yellow Lanterns
5. Self-replicating fruit that goes "Mmm, delicious." - bonus points for watermelons. or pears
6. Buying four chibibotfoxes, sitting them down with pen and paper, then asking them to ghostwrite a New World Notes column.
   
7. Actually using your main account for once and be counted
8. Buying your own private island and spending lots of your own time crashing the grid repeatedly.

(I was bored by the Texas Outage. can't you tell?)

Patchouli (the griefer one)